• So mom, are you going swimming tonight?

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    January 24, 2012 /  Justiceism

    “Nope, our friend is going to a class on having the baby… she’s due in March and has to know how the baby will come out of her….” (keep in mind he’s 9, has no clue about pregnancy- sex ed is next year and has no younger siblings and this is the first pregnant lady he’s ever been around on a regular basis).

    He gave me a funny look so I asked him

    “What do you think the baby will still be in there? No way you wouldn’t fit in me!”

    He thinks on it…..

    “Yeah you would have exploded by now if I was still in you! There’s not much space and I’m too big!”

    Out of the mouths of babes!

    Sue
    Mother of 2 very funny children

  • And thus the year starts…

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    September 3, 2011 /  Seraism

    Previously the kid’s teachers were not into writing assignments or spelling and that is why both kids have blogs to write on as I view writing as something just as important as reading, math and science!

    FINALLY this year Sera has a teacher who is assigning creative writing type assignments…. the latest is one on adverbs. Three random letters were assigned to each child to write sentences with and Sera was lucky enough to get “N”, “T” and “Y”. Now “N” and “T” are simple enough there’s a decent list of adverbs that go with those letters but “Y” was the hard one. Finally after a net search and a Facebook post asking for help she came up with a couple good sentences for the assignment.

    The best of the bunch though is:

    “Yellow yaks Yodally yelp advice.”

    “Yellow yaks Yodally yodel advice.”

    I wish I could be a fly on the wall when the teacher reads this!

    Sue
    Mother of 2 very funny children

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  • Soooo….

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    August 7, 2011 /  Fun Times, Justiceism

    Out and about doing some shopping with Justice today and at one point we got back to the car. Parked right in front of us was a dark red Mustang….

    ME: So Justice if the Black Mustang (mine) was to have babies with the Red Mustang what color would they end up?

    Without missing a beat:

    Grey Mustangs!

    The driver of the red mustang was getting in his car at this point and just grinning.

    Sue
    Mother of 2 very funny children

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  • Easter…

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    April 24, 2011 /  Fun Times

    Well, Justice got himself grounded through Easter and missed the egg hunt fun… he’ll get his Easter… just not today.

    Sera is in on Easter already and loves the hunt and fun anyway. So Mr.E. Bunny still hid eggs today. Older kids find eggs fast! So this year’s hunt includes a series of riddles, a fight with a Ogre and a key to the treasure!

    Greetings valiant egg hunter, today we have a quest for you.

    The egg keeper has five questions for you, answer them correctly and with proper spelling to get the next secret egg message!

     

    The first riddle:

    You make puns and jokes with me

    silly things like MooJersey

    I make a great pair of shoes

    and I am not a moose

    _ _ _

     

    Second riddle

    It spins round and round

    yet is planted in teh ground

    a circus of fun

    you would love to ride one

    _ _ _ _ _  _ _  _ _ _ _ _

     

    Third riddle:

    It is uesed a lot

    but turning it off you forgot

    it starts with a C

    and is a favorite of me

    _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

     

    Last riddle:

    It roams free in Montana

    a favorite of mama

    whinny’s and neighs

    its speed will amaze

    _ _ _ _ _ _ _

     

    Go fight the Easter Ogre!!!

     

    Battle Won!

    You have had your fun

    this quest is done

    now you see

    a magic key

     

    Within the locked fortress is the Easter Basket of Goodies! The prize for the day!

     

    Answers:

    Cow

    Merry Go Round

    Computer

     

    Sue
    Mother of 2 very funny children

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  • Kids are never ending sources of inspiration….

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    March 12, 2011 /  Blogging Challenge

    Justice: Mom… what year was the Sun made?

    Me: AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHHAAA go look it up LOL

    Sera: it’s like a half billion years old…..

    Me: It’s older than that… go look it up!

     

    These two are constant questions now… the tsunami in Japan lead to discussions on tectonic plates and subduction and the 1964 Alaska earthquake and photo searching and all sorts of fun stuff….. just an average Saturday when they are supposed to be doing dishes! No wonder the chores don’t get done quickly!

    Sue
    Mother of 2 very funny children

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