Month: January 2012

So mom, are you going swimming tonight?

“Nope, our friend is going to a class on having the baby… she’s due in March and has to know how the baby will come out of her….” (keep in mind he’s 9, has no clue about pregnancy- sex ed is next year and has no younger siblings and this is the first pregnant lady he’s ever been around on a regular basis).

He gave me a funny look so I asked him

“What do you think the baby will still be in there? No way you wouldn’t fit in me!”

He thinks on it…..

“Yeah you would have exploded by now if I was still in you! There’s not much space and I’m too big!”

Out of the mouths of babes!